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THE MAGIC GL(ASSES) OF ASSPARADE
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In the human history, nates (specially female nates) always had a great importance into the civil society.
Men love this part of body. A very big part of marriages were caused by its shape. Several empires, reigns, wars between nations were influenced by whims of its lawful owner.
Large hips symbolize fertility. Men love big bottoms. Some of them love so much as to look like in time.
Their face became similar to an inexpressive pair of buns.
Why are buttocks so loved?
It's very difficult to answer.
Butt is the most productive part of human body. But this is not enough.
A mystery wraps this gift of nature.
If someone (scientist or filthy man) wanted to study this phenomenon, should visit a website named "Assparade".
This website was done for derriere lovers. It shows a long collection of bubble asses, specially white asses, but also latinas asses, and sometimes black asses.
There are a lot of movies, each showing a meaty booty shaking, or dancing, or massaged, or oiled.
Each clip (or each pic) is realized through deforming glasses, so that normal butts seem to be big butts; big butts seem to be huge butts; huge butts became monstrous butts.
Almost all of movies are made in Florida, with a wonderful and hedonistic scenary: beaches, sunny streets, balconies on beach, comfortable suites.
All the bootylicious girls must to pass their exams with two or three guys whose faces have become like a big booty.
Some of these girls now are very famous: Luscious Lopez (with a long Greek nose), Naomi Russell (who has an evident lordosis which exalt her balcony-shaped ass), Olivia O'Lovely, Flower Tucci, Ice LaFox.
  | The double life of Caroline Pierce: during the day bootystar; in the night vampire (with a big booty) | But the real queen of Assparade is a mature lady whose name is Caroline Pierce.
The history of this woman is very strange (it's not for case we are talking about). Not only she has got the biggest butt of competitors. She's also an actress engaged in main stream movies (in fact, her pair of faces are very expressive…), particularly in horror movies (in fact, in some aspects, she's monstrous…), particularly as a vampire-woman, who sucks men's blood (we can add: "not only the blood…").
In these dresses she also made fetish and extreme sex movies, for perverted funs, but this is not important for us. We cannot judge the other men sexual costumes.
It's important, instead, to lay stress on adulteration of reality that is done by Assparade camera, which uses the wide the wide-angle lens.
Have you ever seen an Assparade clip? Okay, butts are enormous, but have you ever taken a look on the other particulars? Lines of walls, for example: they are curvy. It has ever existed a room with curvy walls? No, naturally.
Conclusion: butts are not like they appear.
It can be proved searching on web galleries of Assparade models realized by other companies, and comparing the respective pics.
Monstrous asses return to be huge asses; huge asses return to be big asses; big asses return to be normal asses.
Cruel reality always is better than sweet fake.
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See the difference!
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